Topics Started by edmond dantes

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Locked out of Eden
by edmond dantes in
1. watchtower
2. child-abuse
why did jehovah have to protect the enterence to eden with a flaming sword after kicking adam and eve out when all one had to do to get back in was to hop over the fence further up the road?.

one of the bible's mysteries..
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Lucifer in art work
by edmond dantes in
1. jw
2. friends
now that we have seen all the fancy new art work coming out of brooklyn showing angels and jesus also kenny rogers will we get to see what the devil looks like and i could do with seeing the place where he is going to be chained up so that i can steer a wide birth.

we are long overdue for devil pictures unless of course you count the governing body..
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Pretending to be the Governing Body
by edmond dantes in
1. jw
2. friends
lets pretend we are of the governing body in brooklyn .

what proposals would you put before the members .

you can vote and add ammendments if you like.
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watchtower leadership getting weaker
by edmond dantes in
1. watchtower
2. child-abuse
is it my imagination or does the watchtower need a strong individual leader to come forward and take control they seem to be losing it big time.. i have just started re reading thirty years a slave of the watchtower and it seems to me that compared with judge rutherford and knorr there is just no strong personal driving force.

when rutherford took control he was young compared with todays leaders and so was knorr but todays team seem very lack lustre and undynamic..
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Is Satan sad or happy ?
by edmond dantes in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
after 100 years who was sad to see the governing body celebrate the birthday of the watchtower satan or jehovah ?

answer must be jehovah he doesn't like birthdays celebrating .

-------------------------- very good answer.. jehovah's only begotten son had an earthly birthday and it's never celebrated by the governing body who is was sad jehovah or satan ?
The Watchtower Org. made Jehovah sad.
by edmond dantes in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
the governing body of the jehovah witnesses have made jehovah very sad ahrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.. who liked the watchtower organisation affiliated to the u.n. jehovah or satan?

satan of course -------------- very good answer .. who liked the watchtower corporation having a libarary membership card at the un ?

satan of course---------------------- another good answer.. for answering correctly all the governing can now go on a bike ride yipeeee !.
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Honda make Jehovah sad.
by edmond dantes in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
breaking news:.

the honda motor corporation make jehovah sad.. honda's online brochure describes the latest civic has having "magic seats" and are innovative.. jehovah's earthly representatives are expected to call for an early boycott of all new civics because satan loves magic and jehovah does not, no way.. sparlock the new spokesperson for the devil has described the latest unfolding events and seats as significant..
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Dead God
by edmond dantes in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
if god decided to kill himself how would we know ?.

has god terminated his existence already and we don't realise it ?.

horrible things have been happening to the human race and other creatures for so long how can we tell the difference whether god is alive or dead?.
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Rewriting J. Witness mistakes.
by edmond dantes in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
if the governing body could turn back time and do a rewrite or change their past teachings what would be their top priority ?.

would they have to eliminate everything and start again?.

any one want to tell them what to shred before forensics arrive?.
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Which generation do you belong to ?
by edmond dantes in
1. jw
2. friends
ask a witness which generation do you belong to and see if they really know how to answer.. i have decided that every time i hear a true definition of the meaning of a generation i will post it here just to reinforce the true meaning just in case a stray jw happens to look in on here.. yesterday evening i was watching an antiques programme on the television and under discussion was a very well made baby high chair from about the nineteen thirties and the approximate date of manufacture and the length of time it had been in the family.

the expert then went on to confim how old it was and in doing so said that considering who first purchased the chair and the length of a generation that it was from the thirties and went on to say that we consider a generation to be about 25 years.. that is a truer definition of a generation than a watchtower definition.. .

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